This post came to me yesterday. I was bone weary and I had just had a late lunch. I haven’t put up anything in a long (long to me, anyways) while and I felt I’d just share some of my thoughts and conversations with you. If you have been following my Orin Series, (I guess I could call it that) I’ll be putting something new up soon (I hope)
In the bathroom
Me: Oh dear Lord, I’m fat.
God: You’re a size 8.
Me: A fat size 8.
Me: Okay so maybe I’m not fat…just rounded…slightly pudgy.
God: Shut up, Ibukun.
Me: God this class is so boring.
God: You’ll have a test soon.
Me: I will?! Oh dear! I haven’t been paying attention :O
Me: God, you said I was going to have a test. Was that a joke?!
God: No. You will have a test. Soon.
Me: At this point I take your ‘soon’ to mean in the last class for the semester. I can’t believe you just did that to me.
Me: God, look at these people, especially Pastor Carlton, I don’t think I could ever be like them.
God: You’re not suppose to be
Me: But they look so perfect! They act so perfect. I’m like a sore thumb! The black sheep. I’m a sugar junkie…amongst other things 😦
God: Well, as perfect and shiny as they look, they all struggle with something.
Me: Oh yeah? Like what? Inability to read more then a book of the Bible a day?
God: Somebody’s actually struglling with that…
Me: Are you for real?! :O I mean, really?
God: Yes, I’m for real
Me: :O tell me more!
Me: Please na 😦
Me: Hmmmn I see. The silent treatment. Oh well, at least I know someone’s struggling with bible reading! Bwahaha!
Me: okay I get it. This convo is over. Ok bye 🙂
In bed. 5.00am
Me: What? Is it rapture time yet?
God: No. It’s bonding time.
Me: Doesn’t this count?
God: Not exactly
Me: But I don’t want to get out of bed just yet 😦
Me: (tries to fall asleep again)
Me: (covers head with pillow)
Me: (fights for sleep)
Me: How do you do that?
God: 🙂 spare yourself the fight and get up.
Me: Fine. You owe me.
God: Haha! Roight!